In honor or Hobart's likes/dislikes section, I will attempt my own:

Dislikes:   Traffic, holiday scented soaps, Terriers being canceled by FX, having to wait a month and a week till I turn 21, tic tacs new powerful mints (too powerful), having got a new v-neck tee shirt and having to wait till I have a big enough whites load to wash, so it doesn't lose it's whiteness like the two previous others, loud neighbors who partied to four in the morning on New Year's Day, sports broadcasters (on the radio) saying the Bears got shellacked by the Packers (it was 10-3!), MY MOTHER'S RIDICLOUSLY LOUD AND ANNOYING SNORING AS I WRITE THIS POST!, wrong number calls, wrong number texts, not wearing long johns under your jeans and then walking home from the train stop and the denim getting so cold it was chaffing against my things, drunk, arrogant and smelly homeless guys on the train, annoying people in class who obviously are trying to kiss the professor's ass and don't even do a good job of it, DePaul losing close games

Likes: Throwing dozens, upon dozens of frozen tires out of a pickup and the sound of the ice frozen in those tires shattering, the Chicago Public Library's checking-out-books-from-any-library-in-city -and-shipping-it-to-your-local-library policy, OKKERVIL RIVER!!!, buying a harmonica for like four bucks, Jax's smoking/pretty half sister (I think) on S. O. A., magic, seeing my aunt's pool (which is almost as big as my house) on skype, my new phone, True Grit, Hailee Steinfeld's performance, Matt Damon's 'stache, great movies on VHS for 50 cents at the thrift store, derrick rose's vertical, DePaul games on 26.2, the female broadcaster on the Big East Network (good voice and very knowledgeable)